bOkay so we started out with this>>>
Which was a rush job
(3am, drunk...) as I was expecting the knives to arrive the next morning.
Which they didn't - long stupidly boring and pointless yarn... anyways when they finally DID arrive it became quickly apparent that 3AM drunk rush job wouldn't be suitable.
As you can see one of the panels didn't quite fit, "but that duzhant matteh duzsh it??????" drawled 3am drunkhead. 2pm sober head realises that after 2 or three rounds of beginner knife throwing you are getting regular knives going through the gap which isn't very clever when they're pinging off the brick wall back at you.
Because I'd done such a shit job nailing the planks on most of them started bouncing around and making doule clangs when the knives stuck.
But - fuck it, it did the job and was better than the efforts everyone else went to.
After watching another 350 knife throwing vids we decided it was time to invest in something more substantial so the Rumbucket suggested we hunt for a tree slice. Not having access to a chainsaw makes this a harder task than you'd imagine but actually not having a chainsaw led us on an unexpected adventure which I will share with you in the next blog.
Thunk. Thunk. Thunk. Kerching!